tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67768132319656214882011-11-27T15:53:21.114-08:00Brunonoreply@blogger.comBlogger6331100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-27529542653751142232010-04-25T08:51:00.000-07:002010-04-25T08:58:10.433-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><b>É isso ai mesmo galera como o prometido o Blog sentaki Mudou de Nome</b></div><div style="color: black;"></div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://draft.blogger.com/goog_2077137603"><b><br /></b></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://draft.blogger.com/goog_2077137603"><b><br /></b></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Agora seu novo Nome é <a href="http://extremohumor.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">EXTREMO HUMOR</a></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://draft.blogger.com/goog_2077137603"><b><br /></b></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span id="goog_2077137631"></span>Extremo Humor será o novo blog que irá levar seu humor ao extremo</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://draft.blogger.com/goog_2077137630"><b><br /></b></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>essa mudança foi nada mais nada menos que para tentar agradar mais nossos leitores pois o endereço sentekilavemoblog.blogspot.com é cumprido demais e muitos não decoravam entao por esse motivos e por outros também agora seremos conhecido como <a href="http://extremohumor.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Extremo Humor</a></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>e você Leitor será conhecido como Leitor Extremo</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://draft.blogger.com/goog_2077137630"><b><br /></b></a> </div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>É isso ai pessoal clique na imagem abaixo e veja as novidades!<span id="goog_2077137632"></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://draft.blogger.com/goog_2077137603"><b><br /></b></a> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><b> Espero que aprovem</b></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://extremohumor.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" height="72" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S9RiAaHnxfI/AAAAAAAAB_8/VocYIVFw__c/s400/+1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://extremohumor.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S9RixPl-kmI/AAAAAAAACAA/2BdUgJ1ycmo/s1600/Untitled-3.png" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-2752954265375114223?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-78572018768173452932010-04-22T16:15:00.000-07:002010-04-22T16:15:32.138-07:00<div style="text-align: center;">Salve Salve Galera</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Como eu havia informado a uns dias o Blog esta passando por certas mudanças</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">por mudanças totais começando pelo nome do Blog</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;então como o prometido estou ja avisando que o nome ja foi escolhido e o novo Banner também</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">aguardem mais uns dias para que o novo Blog esteja preparado ao agrado de vocês <strike><span style="color: #cccccc;">(mentira)</span></strike></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Por Hoje é só</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Em breve mais noticias ou não</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7857201876817345293?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-87522143269395949292010-04-19T19:46:00.000-07:002010-04-19T19:55:47.490-07:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-55708d879231ac" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" 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style="BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-RIGHT: medium none"><br /></div><div style="BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-RIGHT: medium none">Até amanhã</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-1813353000143304004?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-46598635147471187622010-04-16T18:16:00.000-07:002010-04-16T18:18:25.408-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/olr7h5PcDUg&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/olr7h5PcDUg&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><b>Vi la no <a href="http://peixeaquatico-amaral.blogspot.com/"target="_blank">Peixe Aquatico</a></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-4659863514747118762?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-83714134181846540412010-04-16T14:04:00.001-07:002010-04-16T14:04:38.080-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; text-align: left;"><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Courier New', serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:13px;"><b><br /><br /></b></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><b>Primeira noite dos recém-casados.</b></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><b>Na cama, a moça diz ao rapaz:</b></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><b>- Sabe, amor... Eu não disse a você, mas eu não sei fazer nada de nada!</b></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><b>Então responde o garboso rapaz, todo cheio de si:</b></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><b>- Não se preocupe, minha linda! Você tira a roupa, deita-se sobre a cama, e deixa o restante comigo.</b></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><b>E, ela muito meigamente, responde:</b></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><b>- Não, amor! Trepar, eu trepo bem pra caralho... e desde os 12 anos. O que não sei são essas merdas de...</b></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:10pt;"><b>lavar, passar, cozinhar, arrumar a casa....</b></span></span></p></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-8371413418184654041?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-43345752223277299592010-04-16T13:50:00.000-07:002010-04-16T13:56:07.715-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Motivo de porque que as crianças devem sempre ficar perto dos pais</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOc2I8fvI/AAAAAAAAB7g/Q7mF0WBlXSM/s1600/1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOc2I8fvI/AAAAAAAAB7g/Q7mF0WBlXSM/s400/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460841543151419122" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOMeYFgII/AAAAAAAAB7Y/n8Le1DaTf9s/s1600/2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 352px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOMeYFgII/AAAAAAAAB7Y/n8Le1DaTf9s/s400/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460841261894566018" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOMKtFiHI/AAAAAAAAB7Q/6W4isBtaJh4/s1600/3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 342px; height: 355px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOMKtFiHI/AAAAAAAAB7Q/6W4isBtaJh4/s400/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460841256613939314" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOLtXM4YI/AAAAAAAAB7I/6bpcyIjLGGY/s1600/4.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 357px; height: 372px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOLtXM4YI/AAAAAAAAB7I/6bpcyIjLGGY/s400/4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460841248737517954" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOLWJrTcI/AAAAAAAAB7A/2W7Y5n6rP34/s1600/5.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOLWJrTcI/AAAAAAAAB7A/2W7Y5n6rP34/s400/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460841242506776002" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">OU NÃO</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOLMG0zVI/AAAAAAAAB64/WGf9RTmCdWQ/s1600/6.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 386px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jOLMG0zVI/AAAAAAAAB64/WGf9RTmCdWQ/s400/6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460841239810461010" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-4334575222327729959?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-50470824064167711062010-04-16T13:31:00.000-07:002010-04-16T13:31:27.214-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jIrIj25EI/AAAAAAAAB60/R8fi-J3SfC8/s1600/nn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="383" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8jIrIj25EI/AAAAAAAAB60/R8fi-J3SfC8/s400/nn.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><b style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;"><span style="color: blue;">Dica da Bia</span></b></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5047082406416771106?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-50610866000455797212010-04-15T03:42:00.000-07:002010-04-15T03:42:04.225-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8btAJqnJCI/AAAAAAAAB6k/RIPcuc87hDE/s1600/outdoors.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8btAJqnJCI/AAAAAAAAB6k/RIPcuc87hDE/s640/outdoors.jpg" width="123" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8btFBx0SLI/AAAAAAAAB6o/KpKp6Vx9QDA/s1600/campanha2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S8btFBx0SLI/AAAAAAAAB6o/KpKp6Vx9QDA/s640/campanha2.jpg" width="122" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5061086600045579721?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-73952248925192855442010-04-11T14:22:00.000-07:002010-04-11T14:22:53.483-07:00<span style="font-size:100%;"><b></b></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Salve Salve Galera</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Não é de costume ter postagens em Finais de Semana ainda mais quando meu <span style="color:red;">MENGÃO</span> derrota o Vasquinho</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Porém essa postagem aqui é apenas para informá-los que nosso blog irá passar por diversas mudanças, a começar pelo nome pois estamos querendo ter um Dominio próprio e sentakilavemoblog é um pouco grande demais</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Por esse motivo também iremos futuramente abrir uma enquete para votação de novos nomes, mascotes, logotipo etc...</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Caso tenha algum nome que ache interessante para nosso blog não deixe de enviar derrepente você é do tipo que sempre quis ter um blog/site mais não tem tempo para poder estar sempre atualizando/postando</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Envie suas sugestões para nós... Garanto que iremos ler todos os e-mails enviados e ainda responderemos</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Envie seu e-mail para: sentaquelavemoblog@gmail.com</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=";color:blue;" >mais um motivo para trocar o nome do blog olha o tamanho da nossa conta de e-mail</span><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Bom galera por enquanto é só, em Breve teremos mudanças, Tudo será Novo</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Para que vocês possam ter uma acessibilidade melhor e um nome mais facil de se gravar também né!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>É isso ai conto com todos vocês!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Beijo para as Meninas e Aperto de mão para os rapazes</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7395224892519285544?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-9947975978217313162010-04-05T13:16:00.000-07:002010-04-05T13:16:02.787-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7pE8LaH7HI/AAAAAAAAB6c/gAya9i6FYRc/s1600-h/sonotranquilo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="333" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7pE8LaH7HI/AAAAAAAAB6c/gAya9i6FYRc/s400/sonotranquilo.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-994797597821731316?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-77320213221642017672010-04-05T05:39:00.001-07:002010-04-05T05:42:34.752-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S7naEA6D6xI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Al3M_n81AUE/s1600/imagem.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 267px; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456632186033924882" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S7naEA6D6xI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Al3M_n81AUE/s400/imagem.JPG" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7732021322164201767?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Léo Múmiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12235514153239058703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-88434158026114340262010-04-04T13:42:00.000-07:002010-04-04T13:42:03.305-07:00<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jX8zGsIDeXU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jX8zGsIDeXU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-8843415802611434026?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-63819889984174908232010-04-04T11:21:00.000-07:002010-04-04T11:34:02.029-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br />Feliz Páscoa a todos....</span><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7jbLNqfumI/AAAAAAAAB6U/J4lwEoKGraY/s1600/coelhinha-da-pascoa.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 302px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7jbLNqfumI/AAAAAAAAB6U/J4lwEoKGraY/s400/coelhinha-da-pascoa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456351934252300898" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7jZCJQJ8ZI/AAAAAAAAB6M/3ywDtl9il3k/s1600/serenata%5B1%5D.jpg"><br /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />Que vocês morram de comer tantos ovos <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">de chocolate</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Falando em Páscoa...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Vejam a Mamãe Coelhinha com seu Filhotinho</span><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7jZBkCYyII/AAAAAAAAB6E/tAGlJ9iYHCQ/s1600/sexy-easter-bunny-44.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7jZBkCYyII/AAAAAAAAB6E/tAGlJ9iYHCQ/s400/sexy-easter-bunny-44.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456349569436141698" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7jZBUuKJ1I/AAAAAAAAB58/GD3RkQQGupk/s1600/coelhinha-da-pascoa.jpg"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6381988998417490823?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-90560878432286890312010-04-04T10:37:00.000-07:002010-04-04T10:37:09.262-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZwEqUAbXpRM/S7SJVW0hq3I/AAAAAAAABa8/2acoS2p-3hk/s1600/pinoquio.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZwEqUAbXpRM/S7SJVW0hq3I/AAAAAAAABa8/2acoS2p-3hk/s1600/pinoquio.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZwEqUAbXpRM/S7SJVW0hq3I/AAAAAAAABa8/2acoS2p-3hk/s400/pinoquio.jpghttp:" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;">Vi la no <a href="http://bezeweels.blogspot.com/2010/04/mente-pra-ver.html"target="_blank"><span style="color: red;">Bezeweels</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-9056087843228689031?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-67800225471367593022010-03-31T16:39:00.000-07:002010-03-31T16:49:08.229-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:&quot;;color:black;" lang="PT"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Presado Cenhor,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;color:black;" lang="PT"><o:p></o:p></span> <span style=";font-family:&quot;;color:black;" lang="PT">Quero candidatarme pra o lugar de ceqretária que vi no jornau.<br /><br />Eu teclo muito de pressa con um dedo e fasso contas ben.<o:p></o:p></span><span style=";font-family:&quot;;color:black;" lang="PT"><o:p></o:p><br /><br />Axo que sou boa ao tefone<span style=""> </span>em bora<span style=""> </span>seija uma peçoa sem muito extudo.<br /><br /><o:p></o:p></span> <span style=";font-family:&quot;;color:black;" lang="PT"><o:p></o:p>O meu salario tá aberto há discução pra que o senhor possa ver o que mi pode pagar e o Cenhor axar qui eu meresso.<o:p></o:p></span><span style=";font-family:&quot;;color:black;" lang="PT"><o:p></o:p><br /><br />Pósso comessar imediatamente.<br /><br />Agradessida em avanso pela sua resposta.<o:p></o:p></span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;color:black;" lang="PT"><o:p></o:p>Cinceramente,<o:p></o:p></span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;color:black;" lang="PT"><o:p></o:p></span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style=";font-family:&quot;;color:black;" lang="PT">Catia Vanessa Silva<o:p></o:p></span></span> <span style=";font-family:&quot;;font-size:130%;color:black;" lang="PT" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><br /><br /></o:p>PS: Como o meu currico é muinto piqueno, abaicho tem 1 foto minha.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7PezRu-6HI/AAAAAAAAB3Y/3C1LqQabaCc/s1600/fotocurriculo.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7PezRu-6HI/AAAAAAAAB3Y/3C1LqQabaCc/s400/fotocurriculo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454948546190960754" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Resposta do Empregador:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Querida </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:&quot;;" lang="PT">Catia Vanessa Silva<o:p></o:p></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">O emprego é seu, nós temos correção automática no world</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Compareça já Amanhã</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Beijos!!!</span><br /><span style=";font-family:&quot;;font-size:20pt;color:black;" lang="PT" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6780022547136759302?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-2687991511447737142010-03-31T16:26:00.000-07:002010-03-31T16:28:00.992-07:00<table class="ecxecxMsoNormalTable" style="width: 634px; height: 517px; text-align: left; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: auto;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3"><tbody><tr><td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 100%;" width="100%"><p class="ecxecxMsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><b><span style=";color:black;" >Judeu:</span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" > Deus?<br /></span></b><b><span style=";color:red;" >Deus:</span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" > Sim?<br /></span></b><b><span style=";color:black;" >Judeu:</span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" > Eu posso lhe perguntar algo?<br /></span></b><b><span style=";color:red;" >Deus:</span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" > Claro !<br /></span></b><b><span style=";color:black;" >Judeu:</span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" > O que é um milhão de anos é para você? <br /></span></b><b><span style=";color:red;" >Deus:</span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" > Um segundo.<br /></span></b><b><span style=";color:black;" >Judeu: </span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" >E um milhão de dólares?<br /></span></b><b><span style=";color:red;" >Deus:</span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" > Um centavo.<br /></span></b><b><span style=";color:black;" >Judeu:</span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" > Deus, você pode me dar um centavo? <br /></span></b><b><span style=";color:red;" >Deus:</span></b><b><span style=";color:gray;" > Espere um segundo.</span></b></span></p><p class="ecxecxMsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p class="ecxecxMsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p class="ecxecxMsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: left;"><p class="ecxecxMsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">Pessoal,</span></p><p class="ecxecxMsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">Sabedoria é sabedoria... </span></p></div> <p class="ecxecxMsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"> </p></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-268799151144773714?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-24466124542975783052010-03-31T16:21:00.001-07:002010-03-31T16:21:20.441-07:00<div style="margin-left: 3pt;"><b><span style="color: black;">1. A CERVEJA MATA?</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="color: black;">Sim. Sobretudo se a pessoa for atingida por uma caixa de cerveja com garrafas cheias. Anos atrás, um rapaz, ao passar pela rua, foi atingido por uma caixa de cerveja que caiu de um caminhão levando-o à morte instantânea. Casos de infarto do miocárdio em idosos têm sido associados às propagandas de cervejas, com modelos boazudas.</span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: black;">2. O USO CONTINUO DO ALCOOL PODE LEVAR AO USO DE DROGAS MAIS PESADAS?</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="color: black;">Não. O álcool é a mais pesada das drogas: uma garrafa de cerveja pesa cerca de 900 gramas ..</span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: black;">3. CERVEJA CAUSA DEPENDÊNCIA PSICOLÓGICA?</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="color: black;">Não. 89,7% dos psicólogos e psicanalistas entrevistados preferem uísque.</span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: #c00000;">4. A BEBIDA ENVELHECE?</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="color: #c00000;">Sim. A bebida envelhece muito rápido. Para se ter uma idéia, se você deixar uma garrafa ou lata de cerveja aberta ela perderá o seu sabor em, aproximadamente, 15 minutos.</span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: black;">5. A CERVEJA ATRAPALHA NO RENDIMENTO ESCOLAR?</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="color: black;">Não, pelo contrário. Alguns donos de faculdades estão aumentando suas rendas com a venda de cerveja nas cantinas e bares na esquina.</span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: black;">6. O QUE FAZ COM QUE A BEBIDA CHEGUE AOS ADOLESCENTES?</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="color: black;">Inúmeras pesquisas foram feitas por laboratórios de renome e todas indicaram, em primeiríssimo lugar, o garçom.</span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: black;">7. CERVEJA ENGORDA?</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="color: black;">Não. Quem engorda é você.</span><b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: black;">8. A CERVEJA CAUSA DIMINUIÇÃO DA MEMÓRIA?</span></b><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="color: black;">Que eu me lembre, não!</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-2446612454297578305?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-31305217031865227012010-03-31T12:30:00.001-07:002010-03-31T12:30:57.232-07:00<div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;"></span><span style="font-family: &quot;Bookman Old Style&quot;,&quot;serif&quot;; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><br /><br /><span><br /></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Teste psicológico para psicopatas*<br /><br />Esse é um teste psicológico de verdade...<br /><br /><br />- Uma garota, durante o funeral de sua mãe, conheceu um rapaz que nunca<br />tinha visto antes.<br />Achou o cara tão maravilhoso que acreditou ser o homem da sua vida.<br />Apaixonou-se por ele e começaram um namoro que durou uma semana. Sem mais<br />nem menos, o rapaz sumiu e nunca mais foi visto.<br />Dias depois, a garota matou a própria irmã.<br /><br />&nbsp;<br />Questão: Qual o motivo da garota ter matado sua própria irmã???<br /><br /><br /><br />(Não desça até o final antes de ter pensado em uma resposta!!!!!)<br /><br />Realmente tente responder pois é interessante.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></div></div><blockquote style="margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-top: 5pt;"> <div class="MsoNormal"><span><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />&nbsp;</span></div></blockquote><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /><br /><br />*Resposta*</span><span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />&nbsp;</span></div><div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: &quot;Bookman Old Style&quot;,&quot;serif&quot;;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">- Ela matou porque esperava que o rapaz pudesse aparecer novamente no<br />funeral de sua irmã.<br /><br /></span><span><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Se você acertou a resposta, você pensa como um psicopata.<br /><br />Esse é um famoso teste psicológico americano para reconhecer a mente de<br />assassinos seriais ( Serial Killers).<br /><br /></span><span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">A maioria dos assassinos presos acertou a resposta.<br /><br /></span><span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Para um psicopata, sempre os fins justificam os meios.</span></div></div><div> <div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: &quot;Bookman Old Style&quot;,&quot;serif&quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br />- Se você errou...<br />Bom para você,<br />Bom para sua família e<br />Bom para seus amigos.<br /><br /><br /><br />Mas<br /><br /><br />- Se você acertou a resposta...<br />Apague meu nome da sua agenda,<br />Apague meu nº do seu celular,<br />Apague meu e-mail do seu micro e<br />Esqueça que me conheceu um dia!!!<br /><br /><b><span style="color: red;">* ME ESQUEÇA!!!!!</span></b></span><b><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">* ME ERRA!!!!!</span></b></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-3130521703186522701?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-90319159779880526342010-03-30T13:29:00.001-07:002010-03-30T13:51:15.980-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f3PNjMpIO14&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f3PNjMpIO14&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-9031915977988052634?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-52904796542858000472010-03-30T12:41:00.001-07:002010-03-30T12:41:57.848-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 13px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lhvOhSqTlBE/S7JTELbe-5I/AAAAAAAAABY/WATHtVYpwII/s320/nardoni-01.jpg" /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lhvOhSqTlBE/S7JTERYaHpI/AAAAAAAAABg/HGachsGQSN8/s320/nardoni-02.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lhvOhSqTlBE/S7JTEsSCDNI/AAAAAAAAABo/r1PTvI6RqG0/s320/nardoni-03.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5290479654285800047?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-68458459063458762122010-03-30T12:25:00.000-07:002010-03-30T12:25:32.614-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7JQGPoM8kI/AAAAAAAAB24/HdK3oXablH0/s1600-h/vidaperfeita.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S7JQGPoM8kI/AAAAAAAAB24/HdK3oXablH0/s400/vidaperfeita.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6845845906345876212?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-24562247657161782582010-03-25T17:57:00.001-07:002010-03-25T18:04:07.753-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br />Um homem morreu e foi direto para o céu. Lá, foi recepcionado por São Pedro:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">— De que morreste, filho?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">— Tosse...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">— Tosse? Você estava tuberculoso, filho?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">— Não, tossi dentro do armário...<br /><br /><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 16px; text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'courier new';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#c0c0c0;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Não lembro se ja postei essa piada aqui mais se ja postei ou não, Não vem ao caso agora e nem é de sua conta... O verdadeiro motivo é que esses dias serão foda para eu postar</span><br /></span></span></span></div></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-2456224765716178258?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-78980599350340201152010-03-24T12:51:00.001-07:002010-03-24T12:52:10.172-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S6ptU0Vod4I/AAAAAAAABzs/LMStB5_HLgg/s1600/michael.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S6ptU0Vod4I/AAAAAAAABzs/LMStB5_HLgg/s400/michael.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452290503299594114" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7898059935034020115?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-24753709560257511722010-03-24T12:41:00.000-07:002010-03-24T12:41:43.597-07:00LG - Presidente, como você perdeu o dedo?<br /><br />Lula - Foi numa prensa mecânica.<br /><br />LG - O que é isso, prensa mecânica?<br /><br />Lula - É uma máquina assim que serve pra prensar e funciona de maneira mecânica.<br /><br />LG - Ah, tá. Agora entendi. E doeu?<br /><br />Lula - Menina, eu tava com tanta cachaça na cabeça nesse dia que eu nem senti nada. Só quando eu olhei pra minha mão esquerda e vi que só tinha nove dedo que eu pensei: vixe, cadê o outro?<br /><br />LG - E você ficou muito abalado?<br /><br />Lula - Eu tive que repensar minha vida. Não dava mais pra conciliar o trabalho com a pinga. Aí eu larguei o trabalho.<br /><br />LG - Foi aí que você decidiu virar sindicalista?<br /><br />Lula - Foi. Eu tava um dia jogando sinuca e o Biriba, um cumpanhêro nosso, falou que a polícia tava metendo tudo que é sindicalista em cana. Como cana é comigo mesmo eu fui lá.<br /><br />LG - E como é assim sair do nada e de repente virar ídolo nacional?<br /><br />Lula - Olha, Luciana, eu acho que nós dois temos experiências parecidas. Eu comecei montando num jegue, e você começou montando num Jagger.<br /><br />LG - E como é ser presidente? É legal?<br /><br />Lula - Deixa eu dizer uma coisa pra você. Tem hora que eu fico sozinho lá no meu gabinete, olho praquelas parede, olho o jardim lá fora e penso:<br />Rapaz, esqueci de comprar os produto de limpeza que a Marisa me pediu.<br /><br />LG - Pra terminar eu queria que você dissesse uma palavra de esperança pra quem tá assistindo a gente.<br /><br />Lula - Vou dizer mais de uma. Eu estou convencido de que esse país tem jeito.<br />A gente pode tá jogando futebol e de repente toma um gol, toma dois, toma cinco, tem 2 jogador expulso, o goleiro é míope, o centroavante é perneta, o juiz é ladrão, o gandula demora pra trazer a bola, e a gente toma mais dois gol e tá tudo uma merda..., mais mermo assim a esperança de que tudo vai dar certo continua lá.<br /><br />LG - Nossa, que profundo.<br /><br />Lula - Eu acredito, Luciana. Eu estou muito convencido de que aconteça o que acontecer, o amanhã sempre vai chegar.<br /><br />LG - Bom, muitíssimo obrigada por ter vindo aqui. É o máximo falar com o homem que governa o país.<br /><br />Lula - Não tem de quê. Eu é que gostei muito de fazer um pograma com você.<br /><br />LG - Opa, peraí.. Eu não sou mais garota de programa.<br /><br />Lula - Então tamo empatado. Eu também num governo porra nenhuma... <br /><br /><div style="color: #444444; text-align: right;"><b>Dica do <a href="http://guridafazenda.blogspot.com/"target="_blank">Guri da Fazenda</a></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-2475370956025751172?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-30399574243249557892010-03-24T05:11:00.001-07:002010-03-24T05:12:44.866-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S6oBmiMxzAI/AAAAAAAAACA/FPT9I1Oyg-4/s1600/imagem.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 264px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452172060412464130" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S6oBmiMxzAI/AAAAAAAAACA/FPT9I1Oyg-4/s400/imagem.JPG" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-3039957424324955789?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Léo Múmiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12235514153239058703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-87468172073966900752010-03-22T13:07:00.000-07:002010-03-25T17:41:55.952-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S6fNk3UGApI/AAAAAAAABzo/lz7ugjqDfgM/s1600-h/Emo__by_redundant1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S6fNk3UGApI/AAAAAAAABzo/lz7ugjqDfgM/s400/Emo__by_redundant1.jpg" width="400" border="0" height="320" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Nova Placa para Banheiros agora com plaquinhas para EMOS também</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Post dedicado ao Michael do Blog <a href="http://losvagaba.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Los Vagabas</a></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-8746817207396690075?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-85573637527682711902010-03-20T17:42:00.000-07:002010-03-20T17:47:10.037-07:00<div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: left;"><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">1.</span> Você parece triste hoje. Quer conversar?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">2.</span> Querida, já que estou em pé você quer que eu pegue algo pra você?</strong><br /><strong></strong><strong></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">3.</span> Por que a gente não vai no shopping para você escolher alguns sapatos novos?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">4.</span> Amor, quer que eu te ajude a escolher a roupa? Vamos lá, que te dou a minha opinião!</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">5.</span> Sexo não é tão importante assim. Se você quiser, hoje podemos ficar apenas conversando!</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">6.</span> Acho que precisamos discutir nossa relação.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">7.</span> Eu não sei o caminho. Vamos parar e perguntar</strong>?</strong><br /><strong></strong><strong></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">8.</span> Você está com dor de cabeça? Deixa que eu pego um remédio </strong><strong>para você e faço uma massagem para você relaxar.<br /><br /></strong></div><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">9.</span> Pode deixar a louça comigo! Hoje é domingo e você merece descansar.</strong></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: left;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">10.</span> Meu amor! Já coloquei a roupa suja na máquina.</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-8557363752768271190?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-50978963666143344132010-03-19T13:54:00.000-07:002010-03-19T13:57:18.363-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">É pois é</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mais um print tirado la do </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pilandia.com.br/" target="_blank">Pilândia</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Esses caras estão a cada dia mais Viados Estranhos</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Clique na Imagem para Ampliar</span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S6PkjY8VfMI/AAAAAAAABvM/UkrzpSVvVEs/s1600-h/bolad%C3%A3o.JPG" target="_blank"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S6PkjY8VfMI/AAAAAAAABvM/UkrzpSVvVEs/s400/bolad%C3%A3o.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450451270690503874" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5097896366614334413?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-13893150870235333402010-03-19T13:29:00.000-07:002010-03-19T13:41:00.139-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boa Tarde cambada, fiquei uns dias sem postar pois tive de fazer uma viagem... </span><span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:85%;" >(participei da manifestação contra a divisão dos royalties do petróleo para o Rio de Janeiro)</span><br /><h2><br /></h2><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">voltando da curta viagem que fiz ao RJ comprei um jornal que sempre lia quando ainda morava lá...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">E mais uma vez esse Jornal me surpreendeu com suas noticias</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Confere ae.....</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S6Pc4Cn2RAI/AAAAAAAABvI/ErkzqhrpSuQ/s1600-h/100318_111753.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img style="width: 410px; height: 584px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S6Pc4Cn2RAI/AAAAAAAABvI/ErkzqhrpSuQ/s640/100318_111753.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;"><b><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">Foto retirada do jornal </span><a href="http://draft.blogger.com/" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);" target="_blank">Meia-Hora</a></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-1389315087023533340?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-25297945063548381112010-03-12T12:13:00.000-08:002010-03-12T12:29:31.540-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5qgbhzmBNI/AAAAAAAABuo/r3DCoZC4KKc/s1600-h/Sogra.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 437px; height: 292px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5qgbhzmBNI/AAAAAAAABuo/r3DCoZC4KKc/s400/Sogra.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447843094049719506" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-2529794506354838111?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-29462450480220261732010-03-11T15:49:00.000-08:002010-03-11T15:54:53.428-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br />Clique nas Imagens para Ampliar</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5mB1L4J5YI/AAAAAAAABug/evijM23hwCk/s1600-h/MASCULINIDADE+DO+BIELZINHO.JPG" target="_blank"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5mB1L4J5YI/AAAAAAAABug/evijM23hwCk/s400/MASCULINIDADE+DO+BIELZINHO.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447527975002695042" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5mB0wq1LPI/AAAAAAAABuY/UuP_SBoS6u4/s1600-h/print+mo%C3%A7o.JPG" target="_blank"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 256px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5mB0wq1LPI/AAAAAAAABuY/UuP_SBoS6u4/s400/print+mo%C3%A7o.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447527967699053810" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Essas coisas só poderiam acontecer la no <a href="http://pilandia.com.br/"target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Pilândia</span></a></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Falando Nisso ja visitou o <a href="http://pilandia.com.br/"target="_blank">Pilândia</a> hoje?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Não? Clique <a href="http://pilandia.com.br/"target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">AQUI</span></a> e Visite seu cara de Pau</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-2946245048022026173?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-78185392125485520332010-03-10T16:59:00.000-08:002010-03-10T17:01:58.191-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5hAg4Tj6VI/AAAAAAAABuQ/lR4xiT1kUCU/s1600-h/noname.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 364px; height: 466px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5hAg4Tj6VI/AAAAAAAABuQ/lR4xiT1kUCU/s400/noname.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447174682919037266" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />A melhor cantada de todas...<br /><br />É certo você pegar uma mulher com essa cantada<br /><br />Fica a Dica<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7818539212548552033?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-75813245343153490792010-03-10T12:15:00.000-08:002010-03-10T12:20:07.635-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Clique na Imagem para Ampliar<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5f96H9vKnI/AAAAAAAABuI/9H6Jdd-t4_Q/s1600-h/mumia.jpg"target="_blank" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447101449340136050" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5f96H9vKnI/AAAAAAAABuI/9H6Jdd-t4_Q/s640/mumia.jpg"target="_blank" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; height: 172px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" width="640" border="0" height="275" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7581324534315349079?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-56444145702911191462010-03-09T11:53:00.000-08:002010-03-09T11:58:06.448-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5anaoU5gxI/AAAAAAAABuA/LXGiq6J6Hh8/s1600-h/noname.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5anaoU5gxI/AAAAAAAABuA/LXGiq6J6Hh8/s400/noname.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446724875294704402" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:green;" >Como estamos</span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:teal;" > </span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:green;" >na ' Era Digital ',</span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:teal;" > </span></b><br /><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:green;" >foi necessário rever</span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:teal;" > </span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:green;" >os velhos ditados</span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:teal;" > </span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:green;" >existentes e adaptá-los a nova</span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:teal;" > </span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:green;" >realidade. </span></b><br /><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:green;" >Veja abaixo....</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" > </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><b><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';color:blue;" >1. A pressa é inimiga da <i>conexão</i>.</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" > </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 2. Amigos, amigos, <i>senhas</i> à parte.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 3. A <i>arquivo</i> dado não se olha o formato.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 4. Diga-me que <i>chat</i> freqüentas e te direi quem és.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 5. Para bom <i>provedor</i> uma <i>senha</i> basta.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 6. Não adianta chorar sobre <i>arquivo deletado.</i></span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 7. Em briga de namorados virtuais não se mete o<i> mouse</i>.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 8. <i>Hacker</i> que ladra, não morde.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 9. Mais vale um <i>arquivo no HD</i> do que dois baixando.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 10. <i>Mouse</i> sujo se limpa em casa.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 11. Melhor prevenir do que <i>formatar</i>.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 12. Quando um não quer, dois não <i>teclam</i>.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 13. Quem <i>clica</i> seus males multiplica.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 14. Quem com <i>vírus</i> infecta, com <i>vírus</i> será infectado.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 15. Quem <i>envia</i> o que quer, <i>recebe</i> o que não quer...</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 16. Quem não tem <i>banda larga</i>, caça com <i>modem</i>.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 17. Quem semeia <i>e-mails</i>, colhe <i>spams</i>.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 18. Quem tem dedo vai a <i>Roma.com</i></span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 19. Vão-se os <i>arquivos</i>, ficam os <i>back-ups</i>.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 20. Diga-me que <i>computador</i> tens e direi quem és.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 21. Uma <i>impressora</i> disse para outra: Essa folha é sua ou é <i>impressão</i> minha?</span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 22. Aluno de informática não cola, faz <i>backup</i>.</span></b> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> 23. Na informática nada se perde, nada se cria.</span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:blue;"> Tudo se <i>copia</i>... E depois se <i>cola</i>.</span></b></span><br /></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5644414570291119146?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-37388472701286234702010-03-08T12:45:00.001-08:002010-03-08T12:45:54.456-08:00<span style="font-size:100%;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />ASSALTANTE BAIANO</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:navy;">Ô meu rei..... ( pausa )</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:navy;">Isso é um assalto... ( longa pausa ) </span></span></strong><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:navy;">Levanta os braços, mas não se avexe não.. ( outra pausa ) </span></span></strong><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:navy;">Se num quiser nem precisa levantar, pra num ficar cansado ...</span></span></strong> <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:navy;">Vai passando a grana, bem devagarinho ( pausa pra pausa ) </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:navy;">Num repara se o berro está sem bala, mas é pra não ficar muito pesado. </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:navy;">Não esquenta, meu irmãozinho, ( pausa ) </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:navy;">Vou deixar teus documentos na encruzilhada . </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:green;">ASSALTANTE MINEIRO </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Ô sô, prestenção</span></span></strong><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">issé um assarto, uai. </span></span></strong><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Levantus braço e fica ketin quié mió procê..</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Esse trem na minha mão tá chein de bala... </span></span></strong><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Mió passá logo os trocados que eu num tô bão hoje.</span></span></strong><strong> </strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Vai andano, uai ! Tá esperano o quê, sô?!</span></span></strong> <span style="color:blue;"><br /><br /><br /></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:fuchsia;">ASSALTANTE CARIOCA </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:purple;">Aí, perdeu, mermão</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:purple;">Seguiiiinnte, bicho</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:purple;">Tu te fu. Isso é um assalto .</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:purple;">Passa a grana e levanta os braços rapá . </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:purple;">Não fica de caô que eu te passo o cerol.... </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:purple;">Vai andando e se olhar pra tras vira presunto </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">ASSALTANTE PAULISTA</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Pô, meu ...</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Isso é um assalto, meu </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Alevanta os braços, meu .</span></span></strong><strong> </strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Passa a grana logo, meu</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">Mais rápido, meu, que eu ainda preciso pegar a bilheteria aberta pra </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:olive;">comprar o ingresso do jogo do Corintian, meu . Pô, se manda, meu</span></span></strong><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> </span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;">ASSALTANTE GAÚCHO</span></span></strong><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;">O gurí, ficas atento</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;">Báh, isso é um assalto </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;">Levanta os braços e te aquieta, tchê ! </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;">Não tentes nada e cuidado que esse facão corta uma barbaridade, tchê. </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;">Passa as pilas prá cá ! E te manda a la cria, senão o quarenta e quatro fala. </span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:red;">ASSALTANTE DE BRASíLIA</span></span></strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color:red;">Querido povo brasileiro, estou aqui no horário nobre da TV para dizer que no final do mês, aumentaremos as seguintes tarifas: Energia, Água, Esgoto, Gás, Passagem de ônibus, Imposto de renda, Lincenciamento de veículos, Seguro Obrigatório, Gasolina, Álcool, IPTU, IPVA, IPI, ICMS, PIS, COFINS...</span></span></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-3738847270128623470?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-68176958788308619832010-03-08T12:31:00.001-08:002010-03-08T12:31:57.345-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5VetFZ2ckI/AAAAAAAABt4/ocTSvthz33w/s1600-h/pac.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5VetFZ2ckI/AAAAAAAABt4/ocTSvthz33w/s400/pac.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446363453012210242" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6817695878830861983?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-48715671594208076292010-03-08T12:28:00.000-08:002010-03-08T12:30:24.527-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5VeJ9ZpV4I/AAAAAAAABtw/ReATUMnmt3c/s1600-h/pqp.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 496px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5VeJ9ZpV4I/AAAAAAAABtw/ReATUMnmt3c/s400/pqp.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446362849568446338" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-4871567159420807629?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-52203588307305992972010-03-07T07:13:00.001-08:002010-03-14T18:14:57.110-07:00<div style="font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Desafiamos você a assistir todo o jogo sem olhar para a bunda da mulher...</div><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CVIZtLK1U50&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CVIZtLK1U50&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />Se você conseguiu, Parabéns</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br />Mais você é um baita <strike>Viado</strike></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5220358830730599297?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-70802973270699832402010-03-05T14:42:00.000-08:002010-03-05T14:44:37.399-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Bote a mão na cabeça que vai começar<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_mH7W0J0iCQE/SzERoSa7uTI/AAAAAAAAATo/HGN0Cg_cwKg/s400/vanessa%2B%3Bd.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 236px; height: 259px;" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_mH7W0J0iCQE/SzERoSa7uTI/AAAAAAAAATo/HGN0Cg_cwKg/s400/vanessa%2B%3Bd.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">O Rebolation tion tion O Rebolation tion tion O Rebolation</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7080297327069983240?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-57305193830248498152010-03-05T12:26:00.000-08:002010-03-05T12:39:32.090-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Clique na Imagem para Ampliar</span><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5FrtsRckKI/AAAAAAAABs0/BICMCLixitY/s1600-h/dupra.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 333px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5FrtsRckKI/AAAAAAAABs0/BICMCLixitY/s400/dupra.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445251857190260898" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5730519383024849815?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-16216292375004144412010-03-05T12:18:00.000-08:002010-03-05T12:19:01.188-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5FnK0ZWFsI/AAAAAAAABsc/5Y6FXioYGSo/s1600-h/pescador.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 171px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5FnK0ZWFsI/AAAAAAAABsc/5Y6FXioYGSo/s400/pescador.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445246860028942018" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-1621629237500414441?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-69533889337554738892010-03-05T12:17:00.000-08:002010-03-05T12:18:18.315-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S5Fm86Ol7lI/AAAAAAAABsU/KAFJc-Q3Wu8/s1600-h/peixinho+dourado.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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HEIGHT: 134px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444786265469261458" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4_EQr84lpI/AAAAAAAAAB4/7TetrswBvc8/s400/t007-01%5B1%5D.gif" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4_EMxY0RYI/AAAAAAAAABw/n-aACwyZkT0/s1600-h/t007-02%5B1%5D.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 119px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444786198209119618" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4_EMxY0RYI/AAAAAAAAABw/n-aACwyZkT0/s400/t007-02%5B1%5D.gif" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4_EHTI-5lI/AAAAAAAAABo/U3-d-EEstWQ/s1600-h/t007-03%5B1%5D.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 118px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444786104190297682" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4_EHTI-5lI/AAAAAAAAABo/U3-d-EEstWQ/s400/t007-03%5B1%5D.gif" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4_EDZEod-I/AAAAAAAAABg/7oICnNSuEEA/s1600-h/t007-04%5B1%5D.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 127px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444786037063186402" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4_EDZEod-I/AAAAAAAAABg/7oICnNSuEEA/s400/t007-04%5B1%5D.gif" /></a><br /><br /><div><div><div><div align="center"></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-8212523253398680365?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Léo Múmiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12235514153239058703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-33668077110672275642010-03-03T12:39:00.000-08:002010-03-03T12:40:13.165-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CGygVZk8xgI&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CGygVZk8xgI&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-3366807711067227564?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-83034833012502975032010-03-03T11:57:00.000-08:002010-03-03T11:58:37.763-08:00<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:red;"><span style="color:red;"><br />FLERTE</span></span><br />É quando ela é toda sorrisos e, você, cheio de nove-horas e gentilezas.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Ficam naquela conversa mole por mais de 10 minutos, riem de qualquer bobagem que um fala pro outro. E, quando ela anda, você crava os olhos naquele belo traseiro,<span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;">i</span></span>maginando coisas...<br />Isto é um flerte. Este é um estágio do relacionamento, que só tem vantagens.<br />Você a chama para sair, a noite toda é só de risadas e bons momentos.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Mas, depois do primeiro amasso, isso já vira um...<br /><span style="color:red;"><span style="color:red;"><br />CASO</span></span><br />Esta é outra etapa gostosa.<br />Começa a rolar um sexozinho, mas nada muito adiantado, porque, afinal, ela não équalquer uma.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Daí, já pinta aquele negócio de ligar um pro outro a cada 15 minutos, só pra dizer que está com saudades.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Começam a sair mais constantemente e rola aquele papo de 'Temos um relacionamento'.<br />Mas se esse relacionamento durar mais de 1 mês, pronto, aí já é um...<br /><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:red;" ><span style="color:red;">NAMORO</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Isto significa que você não pode mais comer ninguém, além dela.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Nem mesmo dar uns beijinhos ou olhar pra traseira de outra.<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Tem que ligar todo dia, mesmo se não estiver com saudades, senão...<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Sair sábado com os amigos? Esqueça!</span> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Rever as amigas? Pior ainda!<br />Nesta fase, você ainda está apaixonado e aceita tudo que ela faz, pede e fala.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Tudo gira em torno dela: horários, passeios, amigos, turmas...</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">E quando menos espera, aquela deusa maravilhosa, a mulher da sua vida, a maisperfeita descrição de um ser humano, te põe um cabresto, coloca as esporas e monta em você.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Isto vai te deixar mal, desanimado, triste... Mas, como você gosta dela, aceita tudo.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Até a idéia de comprar as alianças. É quando você acaba, quase sem perceber, num...<br /><span style="color:red;"><span style="color:red;"><br />NOIVADO</span></span><br />Pois é... Agora você já se comprometeu com Deus e o mundo.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Se não casar, fica com fama de hipócrita, sem-vergonha, mau caráter, aquele que só queria se aproveitar da coitadinha....<br />E pra não passar por isso, acaba aceitando o...<br /><span style="color:red;"><span style="color:red;"><br />CASAMENTO</span></span><br />Fudeu. Agora, não tem mais tempo pra nada, a não ser trabalhar pra ganhar dinheiro e dar uma vida confortável pra ela, que vai gastar tudo no seu cartão de crédito, 80% do que ela gasta são coisas desnecessárias/inutilidades, presentes pros amigos e familiares Pior que isso, só se tiver filhos. Aí, vai ter que trabalhar dobrado, ou triplicado, quadriplicado, dependendo do tamanho da prole e o pior de tudo, passa para segundo plano, pois tudo que acontece de bom com a criança puxou a mãe, tudo de errado que o pentelho faz puxou o pai. (muitas vezes o cara está se achando o máximo e por traz o pessoal tá taxando o cara de trouxa, quiça corno). </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Quanto ao sexo, pesquisas demonstram que:</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:red;" >Anos de Casamento</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">/<span style="color:red;"><span style="color:red;">N° de relações Mensais (em média)</span></span><br />1 ano = 27 relações<br />2 anos = 23 relações<br />3 anos = 18 relações<br />4 anos = 12 relações<br />5 anos = 8 relações<br />6 anos = 5 relações<br />7 anos = 3 relações<br />8 anos = 2 relações<br />9 anos = 1 relação<br /><span style="color:red;"><span style="color:red;"><br />A SOLUÇÃO</span></span><br />Esta corrente foi feita para homens casados como você.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Não é necessário enviar dinheiro.. Basta fazer cinco cópias e enviá-las aos amigos de sua confiança e,<br />em seguida, empacotar e enviar sua mulher para o primeiro nome da lista..<br />Acrescente seu nome em último lugar. Quando seu nome estiver no alto da pirâmide, você receberá 16.476 mulheres, sendo que, algumas, poderão ser muito interessantes.<br /><br />Atenção, não quebre esta corrente!<br />Um sujeito quebrou a corrente e recebeu sua mulher de volta!<br />Outro também a ignorou e recebeu sua mulher junto com a sogra.<br /><span style="color:red;"><span style="color:red;"><br />BRINDE</span></span><br />Para dar continuidade a esta corrente, oferecemos-lhe um modelo de carta<br />para você se despedir de sua esposa:</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"> <span style="color:red;"><span style="color:red;">p/ minha ex-esposa</span></span></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">'Cara ex-esposa,</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Como você não tem tempo pra falar comigo e este assunto a irrita com facilidade, relato nesta carta as seguintes estatísticas:</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Durante o ano passado, tentei seduzi-la 365 vezes, obtendo êxito em apenas 36 vezes.</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Abaixo, exponho os motivos do meu fracasso:</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:red;" >Motivo</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">/<span style="color:red;"><span style="color:red;">Vezes</span></span><br />Podia acordar as crianças = 48</span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Fazia frio = 26<br />Fazia calor = 34<br />Você estava cansada = 43<br />Estava com dor de cabeça = 27<br />Estava com o estômago cheio = 36<br />Estava de mau humor = 49<br />Estava naqueles dias = 36<br />Estava com o esmalte fresco = 30<br />TOTAL = 329<br /><br />E mesmo nas 36 vezes que obtive êxito, a relação não foi satisfatória porque:<br />Você disse que eu terminei muito rápido = 10<br />Tive de lhe acordar para dizer que tinha acabado = 12<br />Você me deu um joelhada no saco = 01<br />Broxei quando você comentou que o teto do quarto precisa de uma pintura = 02<br />Pensei que você tinha morrido, já que não se mexia = 11<br />TOTAL = 36<br /><br />Um abraço do seu ex-marido</span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-8303483301250297503?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-36196443205072302782010-03-02T11:08:00.000-08:002010-03-02T11:10:41.585-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">"Sua mulher fica grávida, todos alisam a barriga dela e dizem '<u>parabéns!</u>'.</span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><br />Mas ninguém apalpa seu saco e diz '</span><u><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">bom trabalho!</span></u><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">'."</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-3619644320507230278?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-67397962474178565652010-03-02T11:04:00.000-08:002010-03-02T11:08:47.257-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S41h-QzaXjI/AAAAAAAABrU/i1rUafcU0_w/s1600-h/noname.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 360px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S41h-QzaXjI/AAAAAAAABrU/i1rUafcU0_w/s400/noname.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444115246851186226" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Quando tudo parece que vai dar certo, vem o destino e fode geral</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">(menos a mim)</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6739796247417856565?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-2293522599154940042010-02-28T19:17:00.001-08:002010-03-02T11:05:28.749-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nada como uma foto de uma linda mulher para começar a semana... (Mesmo que ela seja a Miss da Beleza Interior.</span><br /></div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4syLEkEwgI/AAAAAAAAAA4/nQ3EMDywQlw/s1600-h/ugly1%5B1%5D.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443499740392374786" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 300px; height: 360px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4syLEkEwgI/AAAAAAAAAA4/nQ3EMDywQlw/s400/ugly1%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-229352259915494004?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Léo Múmiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12235514153239058703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-63634899125494115502010-02-28T19:03:00.001-08:002010-03-02T11:06:23.329-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4su26HPI6I/AAAAAAAAAAw/ZmtZQwyFPIA/s1600-h/baiano_0%5B1%5D.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443496095454798754" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 293px; height: 320px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UhhRFjtWpMo/S4su26HPI6I/AAAAAAAAAAw/ZmtZQwyFPIA/s320/baiano_0%5B1%5D.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong>Esse é da Mesma Terra que o "Moço Bonito" lá do Pilândia. Abraços Grande!!!</strong></div><br /><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6363489912549411550?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Léo Múmiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12235514153239058703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-59805480021288445992010-02-28T18:58:00.000-08:002010-03-02T11:07:01.631-08:00<p style="font-weight: bold; text-align: left;"><strong><br /></strong></p><p style="font-weight: bold; text-align: left;">O bêbado entra no ônibus lotado e começa a falar: -Se meu pai fosse rei, e minha mãe fosse rainha eu seria um princípe, e fica repetindo várias vezes.Um passageiro entra no ônibus e fica atrás dele,e pede que ele dê um passo a frente.O bêbado olha para a cara dele e diz:-Se o meu pai fosse rei, e minha mãe fosse rainha,eu seria um princípe.O cobrador irritado olha para ele e diz:-E se seu pai fosse um chifrudo e sua mãe uma biscate o que voçê seria?O bêbado responde:-Eu seria um cobrador de ônibus</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5980548002128844599?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Léo Múmiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12235514153239058703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-33393186221560513422010-02-28T18:53:00.000-08:002010-03-02T11:06:38.831-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yLOnKxk8g5o/S30gEeIR2lI/AAAAAAAAGFE/6TPrRMrRtfU/s1600-h/N%C3%A3o+vou+mais+l%C3%A1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 630px; height: 236px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_yLOnKxk8g5o/S30gEeIR2lI/AAAAAAAAGFE/6TPrRMrRtfU/s800/N%C3%A3o%20vou%20mais%20l%C3%A1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439539186112780882" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-3339318622156051342?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Léo Múmiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12235514153239058703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-45515277572352416012010-02-28T05:52:00.001-08:002010-03-03T12:39:39.611-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ysdUueLnq6Q&rel=0&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ysdUueLnq6Q&rel=0&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-4551527757235241601?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-80102112310519577072010-02-28T04:47:00.000-08:002010-02-28T04:48:38.896-08:00<p class="ecxecxecxMsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><strong><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >Três amigos sofreram um acidente e morreram. Ao chegar ao céu, São Pedro dá uma BMW ao primeiro e lhe diz: </span></span></b></strong></span></p> <p class="ecxecxecxMsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana;color:green;" ><br /><strong><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;">- Em vida você nunca traiu sua esposa, portanto esse carro é pra você andar no céu.</span></span></b></strong></span></span></b><strong><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" > </span></span></b></strong></span></p> <p class="ecxecxecxMsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana;" ><br /><strong><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;">O segundo recém-defunto, ganhou do velho Pedro com ar de reprovação, um corsinha. Ele tinha traído a esposa uma ou outra vez.</span></span></b></strong></span></span></b></span></p> <p class="ecxecxecxMsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span></p> <p class="ecxecxecxMsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><strong><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >O terceiro, com muito choro, ganhou um fusquinha. Ele era um fanfarrão, mulherengo, raparigueiro, rabo de saia e todos os demais adjetivos do gênero. </span></span></b></strong></span></p> <p class="ecxecxecxMsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana;" ><br /><strong><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Certo dia, o cara do fusquinha vê o da BMW<span style="color:navy;"><span style="color:navy;"> </span></span><span style="color:black;"><span style="color:black;">p</span></span>arado no acostamento chorando copiosamente e diz:</span></span></b></strong></span></span></b> </span></p> <p class="ecxecxecxMsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><strong><b><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:blue;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:blue;" >- Pôxa cara, você com um carrão desses chorando aí, olhe pra mim, só tenho esse fusca, e sou feliz vida, ou melhor, da morte. O que aconteceu?</span></span></b></strong><strong><b><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" > </span></span></b></strong></span></p> <p class="ecxecxecxMsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><em><b><i><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana;color:red;" >- Minha mulher acabou de morrer.</span></span></i></b></em></span></p> <div> <p class="ecxecxecxMsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><em><b><i><span style="color: rgb(32, 88, 103);font-family:Verdana;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(32, 88, 103);font-family:Verdana;" >- Mas e daí, nós estamos mortos também!!</span></span></i></b></em><br /><br /><em><b><i><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana;color:red;" >- Eu sei, mas ela é aquela passando ali de bicicleta!</span></span></i></b></em><br /></span> </p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-8010211231051957707?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-15979250815972103892010-02-26T16:53:00.000-08:002010-02-26T16:54:52.385-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4htNsaXIQI/AAAAAAAABqc/OfJZnNcq2_o/s1600-h/Fuuuu.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 420px; height: 198px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4htNsaXIQI/AAAAAAAABqc/OfJZnNcq2_o/s400/Fuuuu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442720231704699138" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-1597925081597210389?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-40074461300223393042010-02-26T14:09:00.000-08:002010-02-26T14:10:07.632-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4hGh2I1i8I/AAAAAAAABqU/vkaLlip7aLo/s1600-h/tubarao.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4hGh2I1i8I/AAAAAAAABqU/vkaLlip7aLo/s400/tubarao.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442677696959450050" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">Fica Dica<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-4007446130022339304?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-54328142777673336912010-02-26T12:40:00.001-08:002010-02-26T12:41:04.029-08:00<blockquote type="cite"> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 51, 0);font-size:100%;" ><em><span style="font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;">Uma loira queria falar com a mãe, que estava na Alemanha, e foi à Telefônica.<br />Como o atendente lhe informou que a ligação custava 2 € o minuto e ela não tinha dinheiro, disse que faria qualquer coisa para poder falar com sua mãe.<br />O homem perguntou a ela:<br />- Qualquer coisa?<br />- Sim, ela respondeu.<br />- Acompanhe-me até a sala ao lado.<br />Ela foi. Chegando lá, ele disse:<br />- Ajoelhe-se!<br />Ela ajoelhou.<br />- Abaixe o fecho da minha calça!<br />Ela abaixou.<br />- Tire-o para fora.<br />Ela tirou e o segurou entre as mãos.<br /> O homem disse: <br />-Pode começar.<br />Ela aproximou-o da boca e falou:<br />- Alô... mamãe... você nem imagina de onde estou falando!!</span></em></span> <span style="font-size:100%;"><br /> </span></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5432814277767333691?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-78336804832816377942010-02-26T12:38:00.000-08:002010-02-26T12:41:13.234-08:00<blockquote type="cite"> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span></i></b></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">O mineirim Ôclides foi fazer um exame de " prósta " .</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Quando o médico colocou o dedo de uma só vez , ele disse :</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Num tô güentanu não , dotô ; vô gritá !</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">O médico , também mineiro , alertou :</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Eu acho mió não . </span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">*Caus diquê a recepção tá lotada di pacienti aguardanu e vai ficá feio procê.</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">E o médico continuou o exame.</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">E o Ôclides continua falando :</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Dotô , eu vô gritá !</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">E o médico diz :</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">*- Guenta sô , tô caiscabando .</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">E o Ôclides diz mais uma vez :</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Num tô guentanu , vô tê qui gritá !</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">O médico , impaciente , apelou :</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Grita intão !!!</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">E o minerim :</span></i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- ÔÔÔ , TREM BÃO , SÔÔÔÔÔÔÔ !!!8-| </span></i></b></span></p> </blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7833680483281637794?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-64554155876746042282010-02-25T11:28:00.000-08:002010-02-25T11:51:12.661-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><br /><br /><br />Veja algumas dicas de como agradar uma Mulher</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Desde já, Boa Sorte</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong></strong></span></div><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><br />1) Tarefas simples:<br />- Você faz a cama. (+1)<br />- Você deixa a tampa da privada levantada. (-5)<br />- Você troca o papel higiênico que acabou. (+2)<br />- Você vai ao mercado só pra comprar papel higiênico:<br />– Na chuva (+8)<br />– Mas retorna com cerveja (-15)<br />- Você levanta de noite, pois ela ouviu um barulho estranho. (0)<br />- Você levanta de noite, mas o barulho não foi nada. (0)<br />- Você levanta de noite e o barulho era de um rato. (+5)<br />- Você mata o rato. (+10)<br /><br />2) Social:<br />- Você fica ao lado dela a festa inteira. (0)<br />- Você vai beber ao lado dos amigos. (-2)<br />- Entre os amigos está uma mulher chamada Fernandinha. (-4)<br />- Fernandinha é loira e magra. (-16)<br />- Fernandinha o conhece. (-180)<br /><br />3) O aniversário dela…<br />- Você a leva para jantar fora. (0)<br />- Leva para jantar fora e não é o restaurante de sempre. (+1)<br />- É o restaurante de sempre. (-2)<br />- É um boteco. (-3)<br />- É um boteco e a TV está mostrando futebol. (-10)<br /><br />4) Passeios com amigos:<br />- Você sai com um amigo. (-5)<br />- O amigo é solteiro. (-14)<br />- O amigo é cheio de namoradas. (-27)<br />- O amigo dirige um conversível. (-180)<br />- A Fernandinha vai junto!!! (-500)<br /><br />5) Uma noite fora:<br />- Você a leva para o cinema. (+2)<br />- Para ver um filme que ela gosta. (+4)<br />- Para ver um filme que ela gosta e você odeia. (+6)<br />- Você a leva para ver um filme que você gosta. (-2)<br />- O filme se chama ‘O massacre da serra elétrica III’. (-13)<br />- Você mentiu e disse que seria um filme francês de amor. (-135)<br />- Na saída do cinema você encontra a Fernandinha e ela faz ”aquela” cena:<br /> “Queriiiiiiiidooooo, há quanto tempo!!!” (-750)<br /><br />6) Grandes questões:<br />- Ela pergunta ‘Eu estou gorda?’ (-1) (é, você perde um ponto de qualquer jeito!)<br />- Você pensa antes de responder. (-10)<br />- Você diz que não. (-35)<br />- Você diz que gosta dela mesmo que ela esteja gorda. (-280)<br />- Você faz comentários a respeito do corpo da Fernandinha. (-450)<br /><br />7) Comunicação: (ela quer contar algo)<br />- Você ouve com uma expressão atenta. (0)<br />- Você ouve por mais que 30 minutos. (+5)<br />- Ouve por mais q 30 minutos s/ olhar para a TV. (+10)<br />- Ela percebe que você está dormindo de olhos abertos. (-320)<br />- Você balbucia o nome da sua querida amiga “Fe…Fernandinha”, enquanto está dormindo de olhos abertos (-1.000.000 + divórcio e pensão pro resto da vida)<br /><br />Você percebeu que agradar uma mulher não é tarefa tão difícil assim. Basta um pouco de boa vontade</strong>…</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6455415587674604228?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-32091984184100054672010-02-24T09:53:00.001-08:002010-02-24T09:58:24.554-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br />É cada vez mais eu fico preocupado com a juventude...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hoje em dia os caras estão falando que beijar C</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">u</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> de Homem é gostoso</span><br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4Vmi819xDI/AAAAAAAABp8/BybjWx9Kdiw/s1600-h/print+pilas.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 354px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4Vmi819xDI/AAAAAAAABp8/BybjWx9Kdiw/s400/print+pilas.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441868475381171250" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Não é nem preciso falar de onde foi tirado o Print né!?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ta bom, ta bom, esse print veio la do <a href="http://pilandia.com.br/" target="_blank">Pilândia</a></span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Clique </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pilandia.com.br/%22target=%22_blank%22">AQUI</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> para ir ao </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pilandia.com.br/%22target=%22_blank%22">Pilândia</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> e trocar uma idéia no Chat</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Esse Print foi tirado pela minha querida <span style="font-weight: bold;">Paula Frehley</span></span><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-3209198418410005467?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-65393488564783532512010-02-22T12:09:00.000-08:002010-02-22T12:09:46.865-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4LkVm-BKQI/AAAAAAAABp0/IFxr_BRNfF4/s1600-h/cupido1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="390" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4LkVm-BKQI/AAAAAAAABp0/IFxr_BRNfF4/s400/cupido1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6539348856478353251?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-33013256516193669842010-02-22T11:52:00.000-08:002010-02-22T12:10:18.649-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4LgTbLbhEI/AAAAAAAABps/znMs1D2OprM/s1600-h/Sagaparaassistir2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4LgTbLbhEI/AAAAAAAABps/znMs1D2OprM/s400/Sagaparaassistir2.jpg" width="386" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-3301325651619366984?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-26885531787443104972010-02-22T11:44:00.000-08:002010-02-22T11:44:32.874-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4Ldwbhq1pI/AAAAAAAABpU/PtNo3xP9pzY/s1600-h/22_manchete_botafogo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4Ldwbhq1pI/AAAAAAAABpU/PtNo3xP9pzY/s320/22_manchete_botafogo.jpg" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4Ldukeb8FI/AAAAAAAABpM/MyFWxmhyLuk/s1600-h/campeao.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4Ldukeb8FI/AAAAAAAABpM/MyFWxmhyLuk/s320/campeao.jpg" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4LeFbSvHMI/AAAAAAAABpc/E1qBa-Hd2pU/s1600-h/vasco-vice.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S4LeFbSvHMI/AAAAAAAABpc/E1qBa-Hd2pU/s320/vasco-vice.jpg" /></a>&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>&nbsp;Futebol é uma coisa que vou te contar viu!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>O Vasco da Gama quando não é vice pelo Flamengo é pelo Botafogo!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>aiaiai viu&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>continua a musiquinha...</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>ôôôôô&nbsp; ôôôô ôôôôô VICE DE NOVO</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-2688553178744310497?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-89860266243072132732010-02-21T05:23:00.000-08:002010-02-21T05:26:47.157-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-ce0bd24a92776cd6" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v19.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dce0bd24a92776cd6%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331266761%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D500D7D9DF0665904FCC7F9E52593853A3BB5CE8.4EBBD8A6AE920F3488F51C93A17689D74F76F6F7%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dce0bd24a92776cd6%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DwwcYI4uZiFkwLDGEoNd3pq9PxVw&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v19.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dce0bd24a92776cd6%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331266761%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D500D7D9DF0665904FCC7F9E52593853A3BB5CE8.4EBBD8A6AE920F3488F51C93A17689D74F76F6F7%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dce0bd24a92776cd6%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DwwcYI4uZiFkwLDGEoNd3pq9PxVw&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-8986026624307213273?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-69291792457213592612010-02-19T10:41:00.001-08:002010-02-19T11:08:46.433-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">É minha gente enfim chegou, é hoje a maravilhosa sexta feira...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dia de ir trabalhar super tranquilo sabendo que amanhã poderá acordar tarde, beber aquela cervejinha Gelaaaada, até mesmo uma Caipirinha!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Então desejo a todos um bom final de semana aee que encham a cara!<br /><br />Falando em Caipirinha....<br /></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S37besBLbAI/AAAAAAAABo0/v5M4Qa-6pwc/s1600-h/078.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S37besBLbAI/AAAAAAAABo0/v5M4Qa-6pwc/s400/078.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440026720168799234" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Uma dessa no Final de Semana cai super bem</span>...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6929179245721359261?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-20094678663490147662010-02-19T10:38:00.000-08:002010-02-19T10:39:18.348-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S37axsdLGNI/AAAAAAAABos/6cI1-1r6KII/s1600-h/quero-ser-instrutor-de-ioga-5548.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 339px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S37axsdLGNI/AAAAAAAABos/6cI1-1r6KII/s400/quero-ser-instrutor-de-ioga-5548.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440025947192105170" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-2009467866349014766?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-50841649001794457682010-02-19T10:35:00.000-08:002010-02-19T10:38:05.435-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S37aLUB7JKI/AAAAAAAABok/s5tAsjg4L44/s1600-h/filho-do-encanador-2081.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 228px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S37aLUB7JKI/AAAAAAAABok/s5tAsjg4L44/s400/filho-do-encanador-2081.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440025287800333474" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">O moleque é o Mùmia (Léo, Satan) o traste que fica no chat no final da pagina </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">(filho do encanador)</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5084164900179445768?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-90415047286004602292010-02-17T14:08:00.001-08:002010-02-17T14:08:39.547-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><strong><br /></strong></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><strong>Se a Vida Lhe der as Costas</strong></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><strong><br /></strong></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><strong>Passe a Mão na Bunda Dela!</strong></p><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-9041504728600460229?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-11097013821270131062010-02-17T04:46:00.000-08:002010-02-17T04:53:36.118-08:00Um político que estava em plena campanha chegou a uma cidadezinha, subiu em um caixote e começou seu discurso:<br /><br /> -Compatriotas, companheiros, amigos! Nos encontramos aqui convocados, reunidos ou ajuntados para debater, tratar ou discutir um tópico, tema ou assunto, o qual é transcendente, importante ou devida ou morte. O tópico, tema ou assunto que hoje nos convoca, reúne ou ajunta, é minha postulação, aspiração ou candidatura à Prefeitura deste Município.<br /><br />De repente, uma pessoa do público pergunta:<br /><br /> - Escute aqui, por que o senhor utiliza sempre três palavras para dizer a mesma coisa?<br /><br />O candidato responde: <br /> - Pois veja, meu senhor: A primeira palavra é para pessoas com nível cultural muito alto, como poetas, escritores, filósofos etc. A segunda é para pessoas com um nível cultural médio como o senhor e a maioria dos que estão aqui. E a terceira palavra é para pessoas que têm um nível cultural muito baixo, pelo chão, digamos, como aquele bêbado ali jogado na esquina.<br /><br />De imediato, o bêbado se levanta cambaleando e responde:<br /><br /> -Senhor postulante, aspirante ou candidato! O fato, circunstância ou razão de que e encontre em um estado etílico, bêbado ou mamado não implica, significa, ou quer dizer que meu nível cultural seja ínfimo, baixo ou ralé mesmo. E com todo o respeito, estima ou carinho que o Sr. merece pode ir agrupando, reunindo ou ajuntando seus pertences, coisas ou bagulhos e encaminhar-se, dirigir-se ou ir diretinho à leviana da sua genitora, à mundana de sua mãe biológica ou à puta que o pariu!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-1109701382127013106?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Laís Momissohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02519620634499688875noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-65396008155765531692010-02-16T14:42:00.000-08:002010-02-16T14:44:43.876-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3sfgm91lxI/AAAAAAAABoc/0V7Tn0S5Uzw/s1600-h/humor-negro.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3sfgm91lxI/AAAAAAAABoc/0V7Tn0S5Uzw/s400/humor-negro.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438975620056192786" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;">Se você rir ja possui uma entrada garantida para o Infernooo...<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">auhauahauha</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6539600815576553169?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-50773326874709358502010-02-12T17:04:00.000-08:002010-02-12T17:11:32.570-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />Dois Amigos</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">(idiotas)</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Resolvem testar um colete a prova de balas...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Veja no que dá</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-268c790cfb138188" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v20.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D268c790cfb138188%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331266761%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3DF01E99E798C8BFAA846E79D055ED42CA677409F.1F61112D5C0040A5393C16C66FD7C39E6995FA17%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D268c790cfb138188%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dx4lJQS0FyGCVwluQI5u_su3iz8c&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v20.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D268c790cfb138188%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331266761%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3DF01E99E798C8BFAA846E79D055ED42CA677409F.1F61112D5C0040A5393C16C66FD7C39E6995FA17%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D268c790cfb138188%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dx4lJQS0FyGCVwluQI5u_su3iz8c&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Será que doeu?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Baixe o Vídeo. Clique </span><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.easy-share.com/1909277694/Peito%20de%20a%C3%83%C2%A7o.wmv" target="_blank">AQUI</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5077332687470935850?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-42524526706000853782010-02-12T13:21:00.000-08:002010-02-12T13:23:51.491-08:00<div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong>Você sabe de onde vêm os bebes???? Os alemães sabem...<br />Não há nada como um livro infantil alemão para explicar o 'inexplicável' às crianças....</strong> </div><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3XFWZwHELI/AAAAAAAABoU/Ts6mKmT766Q/s1600-h/7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px; display: block; height: 203px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437469113780211890" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3XFWZwHELI/AAAAAAAABoU/Ts6mKmT766Q/s400/7.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3XFVxnh3sI/AAAAAAAABoM/bkwcX8VmmXI/s1600-h/6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px; display: block; height: 177px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437469103006801602" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3XFVxnh3sI/AAAAAAAABoM/bkwcX8VmmXI/s400/6.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Clique <a href="http://extremohumor.blogspot.com/2010/02/voce-save-de-onde-vem-os-bebes.html"target="_blank"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">AQUI</span></a> para continuar lendo</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-4252452670600085378?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-77496213290265729662010-02-12T04:50:00.000-08:002010-02-12T05:14:53.316-08:00Sexta-feira, dia de sair com os amigos, ir naquela festinha que está programada há um tempão, beber todas e, caso passe mal, você tem aquele seu fiel amigo, que estará ali, pronto para te ajudar e cuidar de você pelo resto da noite...É aí que você se engana meu caro Watson! Por trás de todo o companheirismo existente entre vocês...sempre rola é a maior sacanagem!!! Inspire-se nas fotinhas e faça seu fim de semana ficar mais divertido. Afinal, não sabe brincar, não desce pro play! Hehehe!<br />Bom fim de semana!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3VTvL9lR4I/AAAAAAAAAJA/KGuXVlBdOUs/s1600-h/ATT00138.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 241px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3VTvL9lR4I/AAAAAAAAAJA/KGuXVlBdOUs/s320/ATT00138.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437344195249784706" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3VTu_AGd7I/AAAAAAAAAI4/TGfesWtzTz4/s1600-h/ATT00135.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3VTu_AGd7I/AAAAAAAAAI4/TGfesWtzTz4/s320/ATT00135.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437344191770687410" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3VTug_VeYI/AAAAAAAAAIw/KxvxXH1BkH8/s1600-h/ATT00132.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 269px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3VTFpag1cI/AAAAAAAAAG4/JsPMr8pb7bM/s320/ATT00087.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437343481601250754" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3VTFdBkGqI/AAAAAAAAAGw/jP6prafqlKg/s1600-h/ATT00084.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3VTFdBkGqI/AAAAAAAAAGw/jP6prafqlKg/s320/ATT00084.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437343478275381922" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7749621329026572966?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Laís Momissohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02519620634499688875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-22792912093339646572010-02-11T14:35:00.000-08:002010-02-11T14:36:34.699-08:00<p style="font-weight: bold;">Manoel leva a mulher ao ginecologista.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— Doutoire! — diz ele — Estou preocupadíssimo com a Maria! Não sei o que são essas pintinhas azuis que aparecem na... Na altura da virilha, Doutoire!</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">Depois de examinar por alguns minutos o médico chama Manoel para uma conversa particular:</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— O senhor costuma praticar sexo oral com a sua mulher? — pergunta ele.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— Claro, Doutoire! A Maria adora ser chupada e...</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— Tudo bem, tudo bem... Mas eu quero te pedir uma coisa!</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— Pode falar, Doutoire!</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— Será que das próximas vezes você poderia tirar a caneta de trás da orelha?</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-2279291209333964657?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-5628351774040855132010-02-11T12:36:00.000-08:002010-02-11T12:50:08.444-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RshhNZo8I/AAAAAAAAAGo/PI4cld6Ra4E/s1600-h/image018.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437089973249090498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 278px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RshhNZo8I/AAAAAAAAAGo/PI4cld6Ra4E/s320/image018.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RshBfwD3I/AAAAAAAAAGg/LU-A1Zou9ek/s1600-h/image017.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437089964736122738" style="DISPLAY: block; 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MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 213px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RrpaBSDCI/AAAAAAAAAFA/C2c_GjwCMaI/s320/image005.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RrpH23O_I/AAAAAAAAAE4/xFXBAY7I42A/s1600-h/image004.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437089004371000306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 228px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RrpH23O_I/AAAAAAAAAE4/xFXBAY7I42A/s320/image004.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3Rro1aNY4I/AAAAAAAAAEw/Ez1P_w21TDg/s1600-h/image003.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437088999418979202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 209px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3Rro1aNY4I/AAAAAAAAAEw/Ez1P_w21TDg/s320/image003.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RromovR5I/AAAAAAAAAEo/t_vzlOcC_sU/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437088995453388690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 238px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RromovR5I/AAAAAAAAAEo/t_vzlOcC_sU/s320/image002.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RroR4BprI/AAAAAAAAAEg/S3cOagvtYa8/s1600-h/image001.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437088989880362674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 241px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RroR4BprI/AAAAAAAAAEg/S3cOagvtYa8/s320/image001.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-562835177404085513?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Laís Momissohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02519620634499688875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-10794601351281337942010-02-11T12:25:00.000-08:002010-02-11T12:32:40.533-08:00A mãe do baiano vai viajar pro exterior e pergunta ao filho:<br />- Quer que mãinha lhe traga alguma coisa da viagem, meu dengo?<br />- Ô, minha mãe... Por favor, me traga um relógio que diz as horas.<br />- Ué, meu cheiro... E o seu, não diz não?<br />- Diz não, mãinha... Eu tenho de olhar nele pra saber...<br /><br /><br />O baiano deitadão na varanda:<br />- Ô mãinha, a gente temos aí pomada pra queimadura de taturana?<br />- Porque, meu dengo? Uma taturana encostou em ti, foi???<br />- Foi não, mas ela tá cada vez mais perto...<br /><br /><br />Três horas da tarde. Dois baianos encostados numa árvore à beira da estrada. Passa um carro a grande velocidade e deixa voar uma nota de cem reais, mas o dinheiro vai cair do outro lado da estrada. Passados cinco minutos, um fala para o outro:<br />- Rapaz, se o vento muda a gente ganha o dia...<br /><br /><br />- Meu rei, veja aí pra mim... A braguilha da minha calça tá aberta?<br />- Olhe... Tá não...<br />- Então vou deixar pra mijar só amanhã...<br /><br /><br />Quatro baianos assaltam um banco e param o carro uns quilômetros à frente. Um deles pergunta ao chefe da quadrilha:<br />- E aí, meu rei... Vamos contar o dinheiro?<br />- E pra que esse trabalhão? Vamos esperar o noticiário da TV...<br /><br /><br />Dois baianos estirados nas redes estendidas na sala:<br />- Oxente, será que tá chovendo?<br />- Sei não, meu rei...<br />- Vai lá fora e dá uma olhada...<br />- Vai você...<br />- Vou não, tô cansadão...<br />- Então, chame nosso cão...<br />- Oxente, chame você...<br />- Ô Fernando Afonso!<br />O cachorro entra na sala, pára e deita de costas para os dois.<br />- E então, meu rei, tá chovendo?<br />- Tá não... O cão tá sequinho.<br /><br /><br />Dois baianos que eram primos vão servir o exército. Chegando lá são entrevistados pelo sargento:<br />- Qual o seu nome? Pergunta ao primeiro.<br />- É Tonho, meu rei.<br />- Negativo. De agora em diante você será "Antônio". E o que você está fazendo aqui?<br />- Tô dando um tempo.<br />- Negativo. Você está servindo à Pátria.<br />- E o que é aquilo? Pergunta apontando para a Bandeira do Brasil..<br />- É a bandeira.<br />- Negativo. De agora em diante ela é a sua Mãe.<br />Vira-se para o segundo e pergunta:<br />- Qual o seu nome?<br />- É Pedro.<br />- E o que você está fazendo aqui?<br />- Servindo à Pátria.<br />- E o que é aquilo (apontando para a bandeira)?<br />- É minha tia. Mãe do Tonho...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-1079460135128133794?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Laís Momissohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02519620634499688875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-90958135490149319372010-02-11T11:50:00.000-08:002010-02-11T12:31:56.870-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RmHhAf9XI/AAAAAAAAAEY/F-hChKNSnMo/s1600-h/image023.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437082929448613234" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 320px; height: 235px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RmHhAf9XI/AAAAAAAAAEY/F-hChKNSnMo/s320/image023.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RmHNmDVRI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/ryOEMnCl4ac/s1600-h/image022.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437082924237411602" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 320px; height: 213px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RmHNmDVRI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/ryOEMnCl4ac/s320/image022.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RmG4LzJBI/AAAAAAAAAEI/B6We4lickYw/s1600-h/image021.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437082918490154002" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 320px; height: 240px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3RmG4LzJBI/AAAAAAAAAEI/B6We4lickYw/s320/image021.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><div><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3Rl36tYizI/AAAAAAAAADw/4HcSqu7yVwE/s1600-h/image018.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437082661469850418" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 223px; height: 320px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EYq9bI2iRdo/S3Rl36tYizI/AAAAAAAAADw/4HcSqu7yVwE/s320/image018.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Clique <a href="http://extremohumor.blogspot.com/2010/02/arte-na-calcada.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">AQUI</span></a> e veja o restante</span><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-9095813549014931937?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Laís Momissohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02519620634499688875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-9446616083699204002010-02-10T11:09:00.000-08:002010-02-10T11:15:08.876-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3MEgbyXgfI/AAAAAAAABnc/zT_qXwncVwA/s1600-h/homens.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 255px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3MEgbyXgfI/AAAAAAAABnc/zT_qXwncVwA/s400/homens.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436694130427658738" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3MEgDFlqhI/AAAAAAAABnU/1woMAQIJuVA/s1600-h/mulheres.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3MEgDFlqhI/AAAAAAAABnU/1woMAQIJuVA/s400/mulheres.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436694123797391890" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-944661608369920400?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-88626092805559098552010-02-09T11:14:00.000-08:002010-02-09T11:15:13.205-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Veja Abaixo Como Transformar um Bundão em um Homem</span><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3G0CNgfGvI/AAAAAAAABnM/qUSmow9muSs/s1600-h/noname.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 295px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3G0CNgfGvI/AAAAAAAABnM/qUSmow9muSs/s400/noname.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436324175291554546" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-8862609280555909855?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-42565607143584265082010-02-08T11:08:00.001-08:002010-02-08T11:08:24.398-08:00<p style="font-weight: bold;">Depois de passar a noite toda no bar, o bêbado chega em casa, caindo pelas tabelas.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— Bonito, hein! — diz a esposa, logo que ele entra — Você sabia que eu não dormi até agora esperando você chegar?</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">E o bêbado:</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— E você? Sabia que eu não cheguei até agora esperando você dormir?</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-4256560714358426508?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-56444874774158795112010-02-08T11:07:00.001-08:002010-02-08T11:07:18.523-08:00<p style="font-weight: bold;">No consultório oftalmológico, a recepcionista pergunta ao paciente o motivo de sua visita.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— É que eu não paro de ver manchas na frente dos meus olhos — queixa-se o homem.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— O senhor já viu algum médico? — pergunta a recepcionista.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— Não — diz o homem — só manchas.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5644487477415879511?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-50819309377861512192010-02-08T10:53:00.001-08:002010-02-08T10:58:07.185-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />O Joãozinho pergunta ao pai como ele e sua irmã nasceram.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">— Ah! Eu encontrei você dentro de um repolho e sua irmã dentro de um pé de alface!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Na mesma noite, Joãozinho passa pelo quarto dos pais e pega os dois em pleno ato. Ele dá uma piscadinha para o pai e diz:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">— Aí, velhão! Cuidando da horta, hein!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5081930937786151219?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-8045084127458247372010-02-08T10:43:00.001-08:002010-02-08T10:44:22.039-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3BbCTJdTqI/AAAAAAAABnE/I93ESSFyrOk/s1600-h/viewer.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3BbCTJdTqI/AAAAAAAABnE/I93ESSFyrOk/s400/viewer.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435944845293997730" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3BbCB3oWSI/AAAAAAAABm8/riZc-8wfmbk/s1600-h/viewer1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3BbCB3oWSI/AAAAAAAABm8/riZc-8wfmbk/s400/viewer1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435944840655821090" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3BascEJNDI/AAAAAAAABm0/tu2_i3TDsQk/s1600-h/viewer2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3BascEJNDI/AAAAAAAABm0/tu2_i3TDsQk/s400/viewer2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435944469730505778" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3Bar1IOoKI/AAAAAAAABms/XIGaOBGtY0c/s1600-h/viewer3.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3Bar1IOoKI/AAAAAAAABms/XIGaOBGtY0c/s400/viewer3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435944459278655650" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3Barbm_xBI/AAAAAAAABmk/uMV2td93qjY/s1600-h/viewer4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3Barbm_xBI/AAAAAAAABmk/uMV2td93qjY/s400/viewer4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435944452428383250" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3Baq84YPcI/AAAAAAAABmc/reRDYKOxFhI/s1600-h/viewer5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3Baq84YPcI/AAAAAAAABmc/reRDYKOxFhI/s400/viewer5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435944444179791298" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3BaqICfOgI/AAAAAAAABmU/BaN0mcyGDDE/s1600-h/viewer6.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S3BaqICfOgI/AAAAAAAABmU/BaN0mcyGDDE/s400/viewer6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435944429995112962" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-804508412745824737?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-67326023908541538982010-02-07T04:20:00.001-08:002010-02-07T04:20:54.441-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QgtSvXd0ssg&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QgtSvXd0ssg&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6732602390854153898?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-43293946231812974632010-02-07T04:14:00.000-08:002010-02-07T04:18:05.035-08:00<p><br /></p><p>Uma loira estava preocupada pois achava que seu marido estava tendo um caso. Um dia ela volta para casa mais cedo e encontra seu marido na cama com uma ruiva espetacular. Ela saca uma arma e aponta para a própria cabeça.</p> <p>O marido pula da cama, e interrompe:</p> <p>— Não querida, não faça isso...</p> <p>Aos berros a loira responde:</p> <span style="font-weight: bold;">— CALADO, VOCÊ É O PRÓXIMO!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-4329394623181297463?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-40011841187466597512010-02-05T11:36:00.000-08:002010-02-05T11:38:55.484-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">Vovózinha chamando o Rauuuu<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S2xzlgw9ypI/AAAAAAAABhk/HtoSoJByjV0/s1600-h/adolf.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 246px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S2xzlgw9ypI/AAAAAAAABhk/HtoSoJByjV0/s400/adolf.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434845938617010834" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Não Ria poderia ser sua avó</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-4001184118746659751?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-73189827163227174722010-02-05T11:27:00.000-08:002010-02-05T11:35:56.038-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S2xy9iopsSI/AAAAAAAABhc/OUWlsXNCz3E/s1600-h/INCLUSAO+DIGITAL.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 378px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S2xy9iopsSI/AAAAAAAABhc/OUWlsXNCz3E/s400/INCLUSAO+DIGITAL.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434845251924242722" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-7318982716322717472?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-66723589677460167752010-02-04T12:50:00.001-08:002010-02-04T12:50:57.001-08:00<p style="font-weight: bold;">Uma mãe tinha três filhas. No dia do casamento de cada uma, ela pediu que cada filha mandasse uma carta contando como estava a sua vida sexual.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">A primeira a casar enviou uma carta dois dias após o casamento. No papel, apenas uma palavra: "Coca-Cola".</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">Confusa a princípio, a mãe finalmente viu num jornal um anúncio da Coca-Cola que dizia: "SATISFAÇÃO ATÉ A ÚLTIMA GOTA". E então ficou feliz.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">A segunda filha casou e uma semana depois enviou uma carta que dizia: "Marlboro".</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">Já avisada, a mãe procurou um anúncio dos cigarros Marlboro que dizia: "EXTRA LONGO, KING SIZE". E ficou feliz.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">Quando a terceira filha casou, a mãe ficou ansiosa para receber a carta da caçulinha. Demorou 4 semanas para a carta chegar. Quando finalmente chegou, trazia escrito: "Varig".</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">A mãe ficou perplexa e procurou freneticamente um anúncio da Varig em todos os jornais que tinha em casa. Finalmente achou um e desmaiou logo após lê-lo.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">O anúncio dizia: "EM TODOS OS LUGARES, TRÊS VEZES POR DIA, SETE DIAS POR SEMANA, NOS DOIS TRECHOS"</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-6672358967746016775?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-51483873676764613432010-02-04T12:48:00.000-08:002010-02-04T12:49:03.218-08:00<p style="font-weight: bold;">A mulher compra um kit da Tiazinha para surpreender o maridão que há tempos não se animava.</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— E aí, querido? Com quem eu fiquei parecida?</p> <p style="font-weight: bold;">— Da cintura pra cima com o Zorro, da cintura pra baixo, com o Sargento Garcia.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-5148387367676461343?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6776813231965621488.post-34429681077256396542010-02-04T10:57:00.001-08:002010-02-04T10:57:43.868-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Para o Amor não existe Cor, Sexo ou Tamanho</span><br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S2sYFmfjlOI/AAAAAAAABg8/xQ22KOkNe-k/s1600-h/aaaa+o+amor.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLWO6vL1FOg/S2sYFmfjlOI/AAAAAAAABg8/xQ22KOkNe-k/s400/aaaa+o+amor.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434463859863950562" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mais que deve ser bem loko ver uma cena dessa deve hein </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">auhauahauhauha</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6776813231965621488-3442968107725639654?l=sentakilavemoblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Brunonoreply@blogger.com0